Monthly Archives: May 2000

Woohoo! He hates me too!

Woohoo! He hates me too! Does anyone else get the irony here?

YAY! He hates me! All

YAY! He hates me! All has been done as you commanded, oh Stupendous and Magnanimous One.

Rats. I knew sugar dearest

Rats. I knew sugar dearest wasn’t sniping at me. She’s a sweetie. Sigh. I really need someone to take a good shot so I can break that blogger rule and link back to them. Yeah, I’m being goofy about it. Okay, to whomever reads this: if you feel like it (no pressure), please paste “FRYKITTY IS A FART-EATING GRANNY SLAPPER… (more…)

I'm having one of those

I’m having one of those days where I’m actually clicking in here myself and reading my past stuff. Weird. I almost never hit my own site, except to test it. Guess I’m feeling introspective.

Whoa. I just read "Humiliation

Whoa. I just read “Humiliation Story #1″ on the site I linked below. Man…I wanna punch that guy for her. Note to Erica: Sometimes it’s perfectly justified to look someone right in the eye and say: “FUCK YOU, YOU IGNORANT BIGOT! AREN’T YOU LATE FOR A KLAN MEETING??” I know, I know, that’s probably a bit much for you. But… (more…)

Was this a snipe? Sigh.

Was this a snipe? Sigh. Not really. I am spastic. Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy. But I’m going to link to it anyway so I can break another blogging rule.

Ack! Did Blogger actually go

Ack! Did Blogger actually go down for a few minutes?? Oh, the agony! Don’t do that to me, baby. It hurts so bad.

New reader-board at the 122nd

New reader-board at the 122nd & Burnside Baptist (I think) Church: “Maturity means growing up, not just getting old.” Nah.

Well, the folks the use

Well, the folks the use the website that I want to close down–you know, the one I can’t link to because it’s a BIG SECRET–are really quite upset about the whole thing. Fighting tooth-and-nail, they are. It’s very flattering. I might change my mind. Of course, only those that read THIS site will know I’m considering it. Man…do I have… (more…)

Is it wrong to laugh

Is it wrong to laugh at your own jokes? Just askin’.

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