Monthly Archives: May 2000

Rats. I knew sugar dearest wasn't sniping at me. She's a sweetie. Sigh. I really need someone to take a good shot so I can break that blogger rule and link back to them. Yeah, I'm being goofy about it. Okay, to whomever reads this: if you feel like it (no pressure), please paste

"FRYKITTY IS A FART-EATING GRANNY SLAPPER AND I'M GONNA BEAT HER TO DEATH WITH AN ERGONOMICALLY-CORRECT OFFICE CHAIR!!!!"

in to your blog. Then I'll link back to you. Thanks!

Whoa. I just read "Humiliation Story #1" on the site I linked below. Man...I wanna punch that guy for her. Note to Erica: Sometimes it's perfectly justified to look someone right in the eye and say: "FUCK YOU, YOU IGNORANT BIGOT! AREN'T YOU LATE FOR A KLAN MEETING??" I know, I know, that's probably a bit much for you. But I'm feeling loads of righteous indignation on your behalf right now.

Well, the folks the use the website that I want to close down--you know, the one I can't link to because it's a BIG SECRET--are really quite upset about the whole thing. Fighting tooth-and-nail, they are. It's very flattering. I might change my mind. Of course, only those that read THIS site will know I'm considering it. Man...do I have time for this? Anybody wanna be my clone?