Monthly Archives: June 2000

What if you want more

What if you want more than one person dead? Do you just go through the process again? Can I sign on to be a “pinch hitter” for folks that decide to back out of their murder? Not that I would ever, ever, really kill anyone. Killing people is bad.

Get the fuck out of

Get the fuck out of my life. Hell, I don’t even go to raves and this pisses me off. Someone died? ONE person? Gee, no one EVER dies in this country! Bad things happen, and you can’t put the entire population in a padded suit. I’m getting SICK TO DEATH of laws meant solely to restrict the freedom of citizens… (more…)

Lunch shoppie:

Lunch shoppie:

Okay, this has to be

Okay, this has to be the most unusual spam I’ve ever received. It’s from WELSHTEC@IDT.NET and addressed to “Fuck All You Internet Users 31755” and the message just says: JOHN SAYS FUCK ALL YOU INTERNET SCUMBAGS”. Rinse, repeat. Too weird.

It's about time! I know

It’s about time! I know I’m ready for another Terminator flick. I think this time Linda Hamilton should be the Terminator. Heh.

Kim Stanley Robinson, here we

Kim Stanley Robinson, here we come! Stories like this certainly fire the imagination.

Waaaaa! My webstat site is

Waaaaa! My webstat site is down! How am I supposed to have angst about my stats if I don’t know what they are??? Snif. I’m gonna go sit in the corner and pout now.

Andre the Giant has a

Andre the Giant has a Posse. I love environmental art that makes you stop and think. I’ll be making some stickers.

Ever wondered about Jeeves' sexual

Ever wondered about Jeeves’ sexual orientation? Hop on over to AskJeeves.com and type in “Is Jeeves Gay?” On the results screen, click the “ask” button beside your question. Thanks to iritabilita for this cute egg.

Oooh…walked over to get breakfast

Oooh…walked over to get breakfast and there was a firetruck in back of the next building. There often is. The building houses a jail, and I think the inmates have the idea that the “pretend you’re sick and knock out the guard” thing actually works. Anyway, the reason I’m spewing is the cutest paramedic got outta that truck. I mean,… (more…)