New Year's resolutions are made to be broken. With that in mind, here are mine:
1. No more fuzzy snuggles.
I believe the cats have become too dependent upon me. Every time I sit down, one of those furry little bastards gets up on my lap, expecting me to give it a thorough massage, a scritch behind the ears, and maybe some smoked oysters. Screw that. I've had it with catering to those little projectile barfing fur factories. It's tough love from now on.
2. I quit the bodily waste gig.
Why do people continue to evacuate horrifying substances day after day, year after year? The squatting and grunting must stop. Baths and showers are kinda nice, so I don't mind sweating so much. But the rest? It's smelly, messy, and quite frankly, it grosses me the fuck out. Also, I could use the toilet space for a tubside bookshelf.
3. Done blogging.
I've been tapping away at this "blog" thing for 3