I will not keel over

I will not keel over and die…I will not keel over and die…

I think I’m gonna keel over and die.



I’ve been walking home twice a day along the waterfront. It’s about a 30-minute walk, and I was starting to think that was a little long. No, I didn’t run it. I thought, hey, since I’ve been walking a lot, surely it’s time to get on my bike! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Did I mention I’m gonna keel over and die? What’s the advantage of taking 10 minutes to get to work if it still feels like 30 minutes? And worse yet, the bike is downstairs, so I have to ride it back. Yeah, yeah, I’m an out-of-shape wimp. Sue me.

Keel. Over. Die.

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