I was flipping channels when

I was flipping channels when I stopped briefly on the Food Channel. The host was talking about ancient meals. He said, totally deadpan in a family-show kind of way: “There are three things that no ancient dinner was without. The first was bread, which was eaten. The second was wine, to be drunk. The third was oil, which was used in some ways you might not imagine.” I just lost it. I think I laughed for five minutes. Oh, I think I can imagine.

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