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I want to go to brunch with someone. I’m hungry, and I want to get outside and be with a friend. Looks like Kelly and John are gone. Scott will probably say No, ‘cuz that’s the first thing he says to everything. Hang on, I’ll try anyway…

…he’s not answering. Probably still asleep. I’d call Janie or Anna or Megan, but I’m really in the mood for a guy friend today. Kyle hates me. Dave is…uncomfortable right now. Jamie’s in Maryland. Jerwin’s in Toronto. Paul and Jeani are in Chicago. I just realized I have a sudden paucity of local male friends. I gotta fix that. Jamie, Jerwin, Paul: grab your SOs and move to Portland immediately.

Heh, yeah, that’ll work.

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