Random thoughts after seeing Planet

Random thoughts after seeing Planet of the Apes:

  • Shit. An orangutan really did say “Can’t we all just get along?”
  • Evidently after they paid Rick Baker they couldn’t hire a writer.
  • I’ve heard better dialogue in a Star Wars movie.
  • At least I didn’t doze off completely.
  • Was I not supposed to laugh when you-know-who said you-know-what?
  • What the fuck was Mark Wahlberg thinking??
  • Lame, lame, lame, lame, lame.

As you can guess, I was not merely nonplussed. I actively hated this film. I want to beat my seven dollars out of Tim Burton. When most directors miss, I figure they’re just having a bad day. After this and the godawful Mars Attacks, I’m considering missing him permanently.

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