Reasons I’m posting a personal

Reasons I’m posting a personal ad:

  • I was talking with my friend Holly when the subject of blind dates came up (more or less). I explained that those aren’t much fun when you’re a big girl, because of “the first look” (fat people everywhere just nodded in recognition). I also realized I was full of shit and avoiding the subject. I could date if I were just up front about it.
  • It’s been long enough for me to get over the awkward situation with the accountant from the last time I tried this.
  • I’ve really been wanting to meet some new people. Honestly.
  • I’ve been celibate for nine fucking years. Okay, eight of them were on purpose, but you get the idea.

And that’s enough reason for anyone.

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