Bumper sticker: Got Jesus? Reply

Bumper sticker: Got Jesus?

Reply #1: Yeah, I do. Deliver one million dollars in unmarked bills by next Friday or you’ll never see him alive again.

Reply #2: I had Jesus, and it took two courses of antibiotics to get rid of it.

Reply #3: I have two. You got an extra Clemens you wanna trade?

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