(Almost the) Last Chance, Valentine!

I know all of the lyrics to the R.E.M. song ‘It’s the end of the world as we know it,’ and I can say them in a funny pseudo-german accent.”

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“I can smooch better than anyone, I can make a mean Kraft Dinner, and I’m never afraid to [CENSORED].”

These guys want to be my valentine pretty badly. Think you can compete? The deadline of February 7 is looming. Get thee to the form and tell me why you love me and deserve to be showered with gifts on Valentine’s Day.

And to answer an oft-asked question: no, I will never, never, never share your personal information with anyone but the post office. An edited version (as above) of your undying affection may be linked, but that’s it. You’re safe.

3 Responses to (Almost the) Last Chance, Valentine!

  1. Brigitte says:

    This is VERY tempting really! Would like to apply but won’t for 3 reasons:
    1) don’t think I’d deserve being chosen for this – haven’t been your friend long enough (maybe next year 😉 ?!)
    2) can’t think of a satisfactory and plausible reason why I should be entitled to such a gift (couldn’t in the least compete with the ones mentioned above! – although I might be better at doing that silly German accent 😀 …)
    3) you’ve already been treating me to all sorts of nice surprises anyway (fervently hope it won’t stop all too soon!! – do I sound insatiable again??)

  2. Cat says:

    Brigitte: I’ve known you longer than anyone else who has entered so far! You’re being silly. Sign up already. 🙂

  3. Brigitte says:

    Is that so? Well, if you insist… woohoo! In fact I’ve only been waiting for this extra invitation – ha! As for my being silly – so what’s new?! And suddenly I can come up with a whole lot of reasons why I could be worthy of becoming (one of) your random valentine(s) – although I’m still a bit pessimistic as to my chances…