~The Funniest Joke Ever Told.~

Ever have one of those dreams that you think is funny as hell, and you think to yourself (in your sleep), man I gotta tell everyone about this? If I still think it’s funny when I’m awake.

I had one of those last night. But it gets sillier. As the evening progressed and I had other dreams, like the one where I’m horseback riding with Rene Russo (I’d just seen Showtime), at the end I’d remember that funny thing from earlier, chuckle in my sleep, and think: “boy, I gotta tell everyone about this. If it’s still funny when I’m awake.” This happened about three times throughout the night. So of course as soon as I woke up, I was all excited about sharing the following:

I’m at a party with a bunch of people. Jennifer Connelly is there, over by the fireplace. She says: “Hey everybody, this is my impression of Elvis getting a blowjob.” Then she starts grunting and moaning to the tune of Love Me Tender. The whole room busted up when she got to the “darling” part.

I know. Not funny. Sometimes my dreams are so disappointing.

3 Responses to ~The Funniest Joke Ever Told.~

  1. jr says:

    I would pay cash money to see Jennifer Connelly tell that joke.

  2. Cat says:

    I gotta admit, she had great delivery.

  3. Jenn says:

    I dunno… I laughed =)