Infant Skull Tattoos

Of course it’s hilarious to get that “666” tattooed on your baby’s skull, then let the hair grow over it so it’s discovered later. Preferably long after you’re dead. Here are a few other ideas, for those who love the idea of a little surprise, but don’t want to unleash yet another Beast:

  • Made in Taiwan
  • Deposit: 5¢
  • Inspected by: #14
  • Please Recycle
  • PROPERTY OF U.S. GOVT
  • Break here in case of emergency
  • I’m not really your father

Yeah yeah, I know: don’t have kids.

4 Responses to Infant Skull Tattoos

  1. Evelyn says:

    “PROPERTY OF U.S. GOVT”
    scary, the funniest one I think is “I’m not really your father” but would I really want to object anyone to that? Probably not. I think I might just have to check my skull now .. 🙂 Hope there’s nothing to weird on there, or for that matter on yours. LOL

  2. Jim says:

    I had “v2.0” tattoed on my kid.

  3. jazz says:

    I love it – big *g*

  4. Nick says:

    I don’t know about tattooing something on them but I did decide the other day that when I have kids someday, I want to have two. That way when the first kid asks ‘how did the baby get inside of mommy?’ I can respond with something like ‘your mother is a canibal, remember last year when Mrs. Jones down the street had the new baby and we went down to see it?

    yes… I know… that’s even worse…
    When I have kids someday, they are going to have to spend so much time in therapy that it isn’t even funny…