Thanks, You’re a Buddy

Dear California,

You’re my hero.

It seemed that the bullies would never stop. They said I was full of halfwits. That I was corrupt. I was even called the “armpit” of the country. I know words shouldn’t hurt me, but they do. Thank you for stepping up to the plate. It’s courageous of you to take on the laughingstock mantle. You’ll always have my admiration and gratitude.

Your friend,

Florida

4 Responses to Thanks, You’re a Buddy

  1. Jenn says:

    Heheheh… reminds me of a soundbite I heard on NPR last night. It annoys me that we come off as a country of idiots to the rest of the world, yet for some reason they still crave our designer clothing.

    Filing it under stuff I’ll never understand.

  2. phrough says:

    nice!

    *just letting you know i’m here and enjoying it

  3. Gisse says:

    Florida,

    Yes it sucks having Herr Gropenator as Governor, but at least we are better off than our poor step-sister Oregon. In addition to wearing my hand-me-downs, I hear the biggest industries are collecting soda cans at the sude of the road and operating the pumps at self-service gas stations.

    Forver,
    California

  4. Cat says:

    If you’re better off, then please stop moving here.

    Yours,

    Oregon