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Boo Cow

CAT and BILL are talking again.

BILL: I’m hungry.
CAT: You had two dinners!
BILL: Yes, but it was all vegetables!
CAT: You’re a vegetarian. What th’fuck did you expect?

LATER…

BILL: You know humans can’t digest cellulose. They don’t have the right bacteria. And if they did, they’d need to have a separate stomach.
CAT: Like a cow!
BILL: Yes, all ruminants have those.
CAT: Whenever I hear the word “ruminant”, I think “revenant”.
BILL: MooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooo…

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