Spandex! Whippersnappers.

A co-worker just came back from working out, wearing soft, comfy pants and a t-shirt. Hmph! In my day, we knew how to dress for a workout.

See, first you put on your undies and your sports bra. Then tights, the shinier the better. Then you have your bright spandex bottom and the matching spandex top–showing just a touch of midriff. Not like these harlots today, with the navel piercings and the butt crack and the hey-hey. Then came the sport socks, and next were the leg warmers. The leg warmers should not match the spandex! Finish off with a terry-cloth headband, and you’re set.

Comfort. Harrumph.

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