So I'm on the phone

So I’m on the phone with Kelly, and he’s telling me about this guy that answered his personal ad. A 47-year-old Asian cowboy that quotes poetry and wants to learn to play the bagpipes. I admit I’m not much for a boot-scoot, but this guy sounds downright nifty. Dammit! Why don’t any straight Asian guys like to wear kilts! I told Kelly to glom him just ‘cuz I want to meet him. Go Kel!

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