The best roommate I've ever

The best roommate I’ve ever had moves out at the end of the month. So here are a couple of lists for him:

Things I Won’t Miss About Scott

Housecleaning=a load of dishes once a week
Sitcoms
Hair in the bathroom sink
That constantly annoyed tone of voice

Things I Will Miss About Scott

Having a good friend to talk with
Having someone to feed the cats if I’m gone
Being around someone who doesn’t expect me to put on a happy face
That constantly annoyed tone of voice

You better call me, you butthead.

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