Someone told me something at

Someone told me something at work. This person is the very vision of veracity and competence, so I should just flat-out believe her. Nonetheless, I’ve been looking everywhere for confirmation. I can find no information to confirm or deny. She says Keanu has a house in Portland. She saw it when she took a paddlewheel trip up the river. She says it’s a beautiful southwestern-style stucco mansion on the banks of the Willamette. I know I should trust her, but I long to hear an assenting voice. Does anyone know for sure? I promise not to stalk him if it’s true.

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