Me: Wow, Adam has been

Me: Wow, Adam has been up waaay too long.

Voice in my head that sounds like Alan Rickman: No bloody kidding. Looks like you’ve got a serious thing for this guy.

Me.: Nah, not really. I’m just lazy. And I haven’t been able to find a good picture of Hugh Jackman.

Alan: An Aussie? Spare me.

Me: You’ve got a problem with Aussies? Sheesh. How about that nice Brazilian guy, Eduardo Noriega?

Alan: You’ve only seen him in one thing.

Me: Are you trying to tell me something?

Alan: You’ve seen me in lots of stuff. And there are plenty of delectable pictures of me on the web.

Me: Mmmhmm.

Alan: Okay then, you have to admit I’m the only crushable cast member from Galaxy Quest. You liked that, didn’t you?

Me: True, I loved that movie. You were really good in Dogma, too.

Alan: I liked that part.

Me: Shame about your willy in that.

Alan: You’re telling me.

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