10 Reasons Why I Am

10 Reasons Why I Am Not A Whole Lot Better Than You

  1. My house is nearly always a wreck.
  2. I don’t give a shit about my appearance.
  3. I’m addicted to Mountain Dew.
  4. There is one John Tesh album I really liked.
  5. I don’t clean the cat box every day.
  6. I don’t have a college degree.
  7. I suck at geography.
  8. I can’t remember dates.
  9. I have large pores.
  10. I don’t like coffee.

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