Okay, what’s the deal? My

Okay, what’s the deal? My birthday is Sunday, and I’m not depressed yet. Probably because I’ve got so much great stuff going on right now. Maybe I should move every year around this time. Or something.

Things to Do to Avoid the B-Day Depresssion:

  1. Throw yourself into a doomed affair.
  2. Get a new pet.
  3. Move (got that one!)
  4. Go on a trip with friends.
  5. Kill someone who really annoys you.
  6. Get a boob job.
  7. Actually, any plastic surgery is good.
  8. Get a new tattoo.
  9. Change careers.
  10. Stalk someone interesting.
  11. Re-design your blog.

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