Jim at Bondcliff sent a

Jim at Bondcliff sent a great list of risk suggestions, further cementing his position at the top of my “people I just freakin’ love” list:

  • Find an Indian restaurant and ask for some extra spicy vindaloo. Tell
    them you don’t want any of the watered down crap they usually serve to
    us wimpy Americans.

  • Go take a flying lesson and tell them you want to learn about spins.
  • Flash somebody, but try not to get arrested.
  • Find a frozen lake (if they freeze where you live) and take a walk out
    onto it the next time you have a foggy night. Cooler than any drug I’ve
    ever done. Trust me.

  • Go to another country just for the weekend. Canada isn’t included,
    unless you live in Hawaii.

  • Throw a dart at a map of America and go where ever it lands. Unless it
    lands on New Jersey. Some risks aren’t worth taking.

  • Try to OD on St. John’s Wort.
  • Work at a help desk just for one day and try to get as many customers as
    possible to complain to your supervisor.

  • Go to Sears and take a nap on one of the couches.
  • Do Karaoke or stand-up comedy on open mike night.
  • Do body shots with a total stranger (I really have no idea what body
    shots are, but they sound risky to me)

  • Go see a movie starring Steven Segal (ewww)
  • Start a blog and attempt to offend the universe in alphabetical order.
    This one will do wonders for your self esteem. Trust me on this.

Am I gonna try some of this stuff? Oh yes. Now someone needs to tell us both what body shots are.

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