I have an important announcement

I have an important announcement to make. I know this is going to crush some of you, so prepare yourselves: I’m in love.


Yes, frykitty has a boyfriend. His name is Matthew. Matthew, world, world, Matthew.

He works for an art gallery at a major university near Philadelphia, and he does dj work at a club on the weekends. He’s quick to anger, so we fight about half the time. It makes the relationship exciting.

So I’m sure you’re all wondering what did it for me. What was the key that made me give up years of relationship-free bliss? Easy. The boots:

Those are the sexiest boots I’ve ever seen. Don’t they just make your heart melt?


Stay tuned. This is a new thing for me, so I’ll be sure to keep everyone updated on Matthew.

1 Responses to I have an important announcement

  1. Mr Blinko says:

    You need some knee-high lace-up black patent leather boots with a 4-inch granny heel!!! Those will really make the pavement smoke!