Woohoo! I heard from the

Woohoo! I heard from the ex-boyfriend. He’s doing well, after a few days of recovery following our bitter breakup. So now we’re friends. In fact, he’d like me to do him a teensy favor. ATTENTION LADIES! Matthew is available to be YOUR boyfriend for a week! He’s intelligent, witty, and attentive. I’m sure you’ll appreciate him at least as much as I did. Can’t make up your mind? Here’s something that should help:


He’s got that dangerous hottie look goin’ on. You know you don’t want to miss this opportunity! As his, er, “agent”, contact me and I’ll hook you up.

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