Tell them you’re celibate. Say

Tell them you’re celibate. Say you’re trying to get closer to God without actually joining a convent, or something. If you’re in to the solo-thing for the long haul, it does get easier as time passes. Of course, you’re coming from a totally different culture than I am. Also, you’re probably not as mean as I am. I pity the fool that asks me why I don’t have a boyfriend. Good luck.

Oh, and V-day? Get yourself some flowers. No one is gonna love you like you. Yeah.

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