Okay, okay, that was pretty

Okay, okay, that was pretty negative. I don’t apologize for my opinion, but I do apologize for spewing the negative vibes to my unfortunate three readers. Sometimes the ignore button goes invisible for a few minutes. I’m gonna leave the blog there just to remind myself what an asshole I am.

Well, I was already pissed

Well, I was already pissed about something, then I read Ben Brown. Can’t think of a good reason why everyone (or anyone) in the world should conform to his vision. Can’t think why he gets snarked off that bloggers are doing something they enjoy. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Teach by example, not trample. If people want to do what he’s doing, then they will. Getting pretty fucking sick of people that think they can tell other people what to do. Must be hell on the blood pressure to see all these (12,000) folks having a great time and not bending to his literary will. Well, I’ll bend. And while I’m down there, he can kiss my ass.

Lunch shoppie: The last one

Lunch shoppie:

try whistling this

mystery white boy

this is my truth tell me yours

The last one I bought because my friend Jamie commanded me to. I buy any music he tells me to, as soon as I possibly can. And for good reason.

The best roommate I've ever

The best roommate I’ve ever had moves out at the end of the month. So here are a couple of lists for him:

Things I Won’t Miss About Scott

Housecleaning=a load of dishes once a week
Hair in the bathroom sink
That constantly annoyed tone of voice

Things I Will Miss About Scott

Having a good friend to talk with
Having someone to feed the cats if I’m gone
Being around someone who doesn’t expect me to put on a happy face
That constantly annoyed tone of voice

You better call me, you butthead.

$10??? I think after you

$10??? I think after you ate all my popcorn and drank half my pop, it’s more like $2.75. But hey, I’m not gonna quibble with such a good friend. The check’s in the mail.

morning feed     ….

morning feed     ….     beat atesque on the nerd quiz by getting 35 out of 40. I’m not necessarily proud of that.     ….    okay, just sharing the love here, but I truly enjoy looking at expiration date. That design makes me happy.    ….   I’ve always thought pez dispensers were cool, but the candy tastes like crap   ….   “(Ten minutes into the screening, the guy sitting next to me asked, “Is he doing Bette Davis?” “No,” I replied, “Katharine Hepburn.”)”–from this article. I know it’s a dead horse, but I continue to be tickled by the “Travolta in Battlefield Earth” lines. I should make a collection.

Threllism: Weird Al is cute

Threllism: Weird Al is cute when he shaves and gets rid of the creepy sex-offender hair.

So I dreamed at was

So I dreamed at was at this restaurant down the street called Xavier’s (which reminds me of the Happy Hooker. Yeah, I know that was Xaviera, but the whole HH thing had a deep impact on me as a child.) with this chick that looked just like Bjork, only her name is Andrea. (I swear this isn’t because of this Andrea, even though I’m pretending she’s my friend.** Rather it’s because of this Andrea, who I just saw last night.) And we’re laughing about the time her mom, who calls her Andy, rang up and asked for her. Which wouldn’t be funny except her mom sounds just like Andy Kaufman, so she’s calling up saying “heloo, my I speak with Andeee” and I hit her right back with my best “heloo, my name is Andee”, except she doesn’t get it because she’s Icelandic and doesn’t have the best command of English, much less our stupid American in-jokes.

**For the sake of clarity, let it be said that I am pretending she likes me, not that I like her. As far as I know, she doesn’t know I exist. I cry about it sometimes. Let it be further said that I am not sexually attracted to her, even though she’s cute. Because I know that’s what you were thinking.

On the reader-board of the

On the reader-board of the Seventh Day Adventist Church (yeah, I have a thing for church reader-boards):

“Aspire to Inspire B4 you Expire.”

Kel: The guy in the

Kel: The guy in the truck next to us has a nice profile.
Me: He just turned around and he has a nice front-file too!
Kel: Ooh…I wonder what his X-file is like!